Storage Wars: Northern Treasures
Paul and Bogart are joined by their life coach for an auction in the Junction area of Toronto. If any problems arise, she wants them to “hug it out.” Ursula encourages her daughter to run away and join the circus. Rick takes charge, Cindy doesn’t notice, and Roy sets his glass on fire.
Between A Brawk And A Hard Place
Roy takes distraction to a whole new level when he trains a talking parrot to insult the rest of the buyers at an auction in Etobicoke. Rick and Cindy do some detective work, Ursula could really use a hand, and Paul and Bogart make a little money where the sun don’t shine.
Two Men And Fake Baby
Paul would love to see his son become a father someday, but that doesn’t mean he’s happy when Bogart brings a “practice baby” to an auction in Mississauga. Ursula decides to find out if blondes really do have more fun at the auction. Rick and Cindy employ some silent but deadly tactics, and when Roy vows to be brutally honest for a change, no one can tell the difference.
The Birds And The Bees And The Bulls
All the buyers take valuable life lessons home from an auction in Keswick, Ontario. Paul and Bogart discover that listening to each other leaves them no better off. Ursula realizes that glasses make her look smart, and bid dumb. Roy learns that he missed his true calling as a frat boy, and Rick and Cindy get waaay too much information about the sex life of cows.
May The Schwarz Be With You
Buyers Beware! Jeff Schwarz, aka “The Liquidator,” is back as guest auctioneer, and he’s looking to incite the crowd, spark bidding wars, and drive up the prices as high as possible. Roy isn’t about to fall for any of Jeff’s tricks, Paul and Bogart fail to get out of dodge, Ursula finds some classic Canadiana, and Rick and Cindy rock out with Hall of Fame guitarist Rik Emmett of Triumph.
Paulie's Angels: Full Throttle
Paul’s daughters, Jessica and Shannon, return for an auction in Caledon. Only this time, they’ve decided to strike out as a super-awesome buying team of their very own! While Paul looks on with pride, it’s another day ruined for Bogart. As much as Roy believes in “ladies first”, he just hopes it doesn’t cost him a locker. Rick and Cindy get serious-ish about getting fit, and Ursula embraces her inner diva when she meets soprano Lindsay Sutherland Boal.
Dude Where's My Locker?
Ursula decides to ‘bro out’ with all the dudes at an auction in Ajax, where she immediately runs into bro-fessional buyers Mike and Armando. Bogart wears an incredibly macho eye-patch to cover an incredibly lame self-inflicted injury. Rick and Cindy man up for some basic training. And Mike and Armando go for a spin with ice racing champion Anthony “British Bulldog” Barlow.
Cindy Hayden: Voodoo Child
No one is safe when Cindy comes to an auction in the Humberlea area of Toronto with voodoo dolls of all the other buyers. Rick’s not convinced they’ll work, but he knows better than to question Cindy’s powers. Roy’s gone to the dogs, Ursula’s turning Japanese, Paul’s got a dirty mind and Bogart’s scared out of his wits.
Storage Wars: Extreme Edition!!!
Bogart sets out to make the world’s first “extreme locker buying” video at an auction in North Toronto. Paul’s not sure what he thinks of the plan, but he knows he and Bogart look silly with cameras strapped to their heads. Ursula looks even more glamorous than usual, Rick and Cindy get their groom on, and Roy scores a date with Canada’s Sweetheart: Olympic Figure Skater Elizabeth Manley!
All's Well That Ends Wildly Ridiculous
There’s pandemonium at the auction when Roy hires a motley crew of impersonators to do their best versions of Bogart, Cindy, Paul, Rick and Ursula. Even Don has to admit it’s Roy’s best distraction yet. Paul and Bogart bond like never before as they attempt to evade their bizarro-selves. Rick and Cindy refuse to be sidetracked from their quest for the good lockers, and former NHL player Jim Thomson helps them figure out if they’ve found The Great One. As for Roy and Ursula, this could be the beginning of a terrible friendship.