Thursday

The Golds face-off with the dirty South when an urban hillbilly tries to sell them unusual items to fund his farm. Then, Seth looks to buy music memorabilia, but when he busts the customer for fake goods, the conflict boils over into the parking lot. And later, the hillbilly returns to show his gratitude to the Golds, but when one of his farm animals get loose in the store, it sends everyone into a full-blown panic.

Competitors are a fact of life in business, but when merchants start poaching customers on Les' property, he plans to catch them in the act. Then, one of the Golds has the opportunity to buy a diamond-crusted watch, but when they find the bling to be bogus, it sets the customer off on a rampage. And later, Les busts a poacher in the act and the whole family comes out swinging.

Seth discovers a hidden room overflowing with merchandise his employees have been unable to sell. Then, Ashley chases a customer into the parking lot over a diamond necklace. And later, Seth explodes when Ashley buys a worthless roulette table, but what starts out as a compulsive argument turns into the worst fight in the family's history.